time to laugh.

I just wanted to share some of the funny videos/photos I’ve come across in the last few days regarding the upcoming Canadian election and some old goodies.  Enjoy!

 “Lift infant with both hands.  Smile and engage in face-to-face contact with infant.  Kiss infant on cheek (optional). Draw infant toward chest and remain steady for photo opportunity.”

“Run a federal political party without ever sitting foot out of the house!”

“There are just some facts about Canadians that Stephen Harper doesn’t need to know. For instance, most of them.” (Shitharperdid.com)

[The census is how our government determines the state and needs of the country. Harper tried to secretly eliminate the long form census so that he could quite literally make uninformed decisions.]

“Stephen Harper believes the apocalypse is coming. Whereas many Canadians believe the apocalypse started 5 years ago.” (Shitharperdid.com)

[The Alliance Church, to which Harper has belonged for decades, believes Jesus Christ will return to Earth in an apocalypse, won’t ordain women, strongly opposes abortion and divorce, condemns homosexuality as the most base of sins and believes those who aren’t born-again are ‘lost.’]

“Stephen Harper wants to prevent scientists from saying things he will make them regret.” (Shitharperdid.com)

[In 2009, Harper appointed a Minister of Science who refused to say whether he believed in evolution. Harper then cut science research funding by $138 Million (while the US invested $2.75 Billion). Since 2007 Harper has forced scientists at Environment Canada to get permission to do interviews, often screening their answers. As a result media coverage of climate change science was reduced by 80%.]

“Sometimes, when your friends are convicted of fraud, they deserve a 2nd chance. Harper’s deserve 6.” (Shitharperdid.com)

[One of Harper’s top aides, Bruce Carson, had been convicted of 5 counts of fraud. Most recently he was lobbying the government to buy water filtration systems for First Nations communities. He wanted the government to buy the systems from a company where his 22 year old wife was working.]


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